Ass according to sign

  •  Aries: Horrible
  •  Taurus: Softly
  •  Leo: Squishable
  •  Virgo: Very pretty
  •  Gemini: Beautiful
  •  Libra: Excelent
  •  Cancer: Nice asshole
  •  Aquarius: Tiny
  •  Capricorn: Perfect
  •  Scorpio: Not so ugly, not so pretty
  •  Pisces: Very good
  •  Sagitarius: No have

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kateordie:

bevsi:

if-dementors-were-pink:

can we just take a moment to imagine little cute nine-year-old hermione reading matilda

and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind

and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move

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Sometimes I get huffy about tumblr but then I see that 260,000 people got the same kind of chills I did reading this…

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soudakki:

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… they planned that from the very beginning…

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

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makochantachibanana:

REMEMBER WHAT HARU SAID ABOUT ONLY  GOING TO PLACES WHERE THERE’S WATER? HE SHOULD JUST WEAR THIS BADASS SUIT 24/7 AND YOU’D EASILY BE ABLE TO DRAG HIM OUT OF HIS HOUSE TO PLACES THAT ARE LIKE 50 MILES AWAY FROM A BODY OF LIQUID AND HE WOULDN’T COMPLAIN

makochantachibanana:

REMEMBER WHAT HARU SAID ABOUT ONLY GOING TO PLACES WHERE THERE’S WATER? HE SHOULD JUST WEAR THIS BADASS SUIT 24/7 AND YOU’D EASILY BE ABLE TO DRAG HIM OUT OF HIS HOUSE TO PLACES THAT ARE LIKE 50 MILES AWAY FROM A BODY OF LIQUID AND HE WOULDN’T COMPLAIN

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two-men-one-angel:

hiddleswiggles:

ohmalley-thealliecat:

artelini:

A comic about my parents. The entirety of their relationship is mutual hatred of the human race.

when my parents first met my mum thought my dad was a stuck up dick and my dad thought she was a bitch and now they’ve been married 25 years

they get a long in a similar way

they love each other, but they don’t like eachother

I might find a soul mate yet

My mum only said yes to marrying my dad cuz she thought he was joking 

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nettosan:

datademon:

damn-arrows:

caffensis:

revyas:

I like it when cats settle down and it looks like they don’t have any limbs

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they’re slugs

…and if you ever wondered what they look like from underneath when doing that:

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This is important

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musicisherlife:

Gah I love it!!! Thank you to who ever made this!!! You have made my life complete!!!! *twitches and goes into convulsions of happiness*

musicisherlife:

Gah I love it!!! Thank you to who ever made this!!! You have made my life complete!!!! *twitches and goes into convulsions of happiness*

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goldenclitoris:

thank u nicki

goldenclitoris:

thank u nicki

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madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

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omgamole:

you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark

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uusui:

c0rnmuffins:

uusui:

emma-relille-tunger:

uusui:

iceland is scary

are those giant marshmallows

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

Seriously though what the fuck are those

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

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